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avatar Isabella Lewis

Ma'am, is there a reason your car has no plates? It already ate. Oh no. Ma'am, do you know why I pulled you over? Because becoming a lawyer looked too difficult. Hahaha. Ma'am, can I ask you something? You just spent your question. Oh man. Sir, why didn't you use your turn signal? Cause I didn't want to give spoilers. Hahaha. Ma'am, you ignored tha

avatar John Paul

Ma'am, the sign back there said 45, you were doing 85. I'm aware. My funeral's at 4. I figured if I beat the hearse, I get the good seat. And it's hard to park a coffin. Again, you pulled me over yesterday, ma'am. Ma'am, that's because you were speeding yesterday and today you're speeding again. I was going 38 in a 35. That's basically parked. Basi

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